Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a JV locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.

That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

With scents of fresh water and neroli, Superior smells like the rolling waves of a Great Lake, not low tide in Perth Amboy, New Jersey.

PRODUCT SPECS:

• 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
• Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
• Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
• Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
• Bonus: no loofah required
• Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
• Size: 17.5 oz.

*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

Water (Aqua), Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Dimethyl Lauramide/Myristamide, Acrylates Crosspolymer-4, Fragrance, Glycerin, Hydrated Silica, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Polyquaternium-7, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Citric Acid, Sodium Chloride, Green 5, Sodium Hydroxide.