DUKE CANNON BINGE-WATCHES THE HEARTH

Nothing gets Duke Cannon’s holiday spirits up like a cozy fire. And if the yule log in question happens to be burning 24/7 on a local television network, all the better. Go ahead and toss the remote, because with its festive notes of charred wood and leather, this holiday soap is guaranteed to bring in the highest ratings of the season.

• Smells like charred wood and leather
• 3X the size of common bar soaps
• Made by humans, not elves
• Triple milled for superior quality and longevity
• Size: 10 oz. Brick
  

Ingredients

Sodium Palmate*, Sodium Cocoate, Water, Glycerin (Vegetable), fragrance, Titanium Dioxide, Citric Acid, Sodium Chloride, Iron Oxide